Saturday 16 April 2011

She is just....

A girl who cries when she hears about an animal getting hurt, but generally wouln't be emotionally affected if the same was to happen to a human being.  

A girl who has millions of different ambitions but whose mind is too scattered to make a decision on what she wants to do when she ‘grows up’.

A girl who has never smoked a cigarette and would never try it because it is a little achievement that makes her proud. How cute. :)

A girl who day dreams all the time because it is an easy way to escape negativity, hassles and…reality.

A girl who, at the age of 6, told her parents that one day she would own her own hotel with heaps of service staff and be married to a rich American guy, who she would meet on Red Square in Moscow.

A girl who craves freedom and independence and would rather spend time on her own than in company of other people.

A girl who, since the age of 5, would pretend she was a backup dancer, lock herself up in her room and dance for hours. Poor neighbours had to listen to Aqua on daily basis.

A girl who hated dance classes and cried every time she had to do ballet. Three hour classes should be classified as torture methods and not as a great way to teach a 7 year old how to dance. No, can’t point my toes...don’t have any left.

A girl whose first kiss was so nauseating and unromantic, that she cried for days.

A girl who created and recorded her own radio show at the age of 13.

A girl who still listens to Aqua. Got super excited when they played “Around the World” at her gym the other day.

A girl who feels sad and uncomfortable when things stay the same or when life becomes too predictable. Stability is great but mundane and routine lifestyle would be like living in a cage. She is no monkey.

A girl who regrets doing a degree in Psychology because it was boring, meaningless and uninspiring. Fuck learning curve.

A girl who despises arrogant people and who would smile politely while pondering about the consequences of punching them in the face really hard.

A girl who unintentionally starved her fish to death and now wonders whether she would make a good mother.

A girl who has never imagined or thought about her own wedding. That’s right.

A girl whose biggest pet hates are running late and unpunctual people.

A girl who hopes to find that one person who will be able to accept and understand her thoughts and actions completely. She wants to believe that soul mates do exist.

A girl whoes biggest fear is finding herself in the middle of a dark and freezing ocean all alone.

A girl who makes her mind up about whether or not she likes someone as soon as she meets them, and even if she doesn’t like them, she pretends to be nice just to avoid drama and conflict.  

A girl who has a mild case of split personality disorder… which is self-diagnosed.

A girl who hates gambling.

A girl who enjoys feeling tipsy but hates getting drunk.

A girl who thinks butterflies are creepy.

A girl who sometimes loses her temper and always regrets it afterwards.

A girl who is addicted to diet soft drinks and who would rather eat a huge fattening meal than drink a non-diet soft drink. Does that cancel out the achievement of never smoking a cigarette?

A girl who wouldn’t speak her mind most of the time for the fear of offending people and would rather keep it all bottled up. Until she gets her hands on this thing called personal blog.

That was an empty threat.

A girl who gets inspired very easily but can also lose her motivation very quickly.

A girl who used to get picked on in primary school and outside school only because she was a year or two younger than the rest of her classmates and friends. She always thought about how satisfying it would feel when one day those girls would be 30 and she would still be 28 :)

A girl who believes in karma.

A girl who can cook, but doesn’t like to cook, at least not on regular basis. It has a lot to do with motivation and the whole routine thing that has been mentioned above.

A girl who hates playing team sports. People get too cocky, pushy and competitive. And sweat on you.

A girl who gets anxious and stressed to the point where she can’t eat or sleep. Incidentally, that’s her most productive work mode.

A girl who thinks the worst punishment of all is when her mother gives her silent treatment.

A girl who thinks that anyone who drives below a speed limit is an idiot and anyone who drives over the legal limit is a maniac. She also must be a psychopath because every time she is in the car driving and sees a prawn (aka cyclist) ignoring road rules, she wants to treat the situation as a video game and see how many points she can score by running the lycra creature over. Hypothetically.

A girl who isn’t the smartest person in the world when it comes to common sense as well as general knowledge, but works hard and enjoys learning new things.

A girl who gets inspired by those who are considered to be underprivileged (in terms of finances, health, etc), but still remain positive and optimistic. 

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